Someone who goes to mcdonalds twice a day.
"Woah did you see Bob yesterday?"
"Yeah, he is such a sumo! He's such a sumo he has 5 chins"

"You know when you've been sumoed when you weigh more than 100 kilos."
by Frankiedoodles May 30, 2009
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An abbreviation for (S)hut (U)p (M)ove (O)n.
Dude, you really need to SUMO!
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absolutely none/no need

also meaning "suck my big fat ass"
there was a sumo need for joey
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Meaning ones weight or pockets is oversized enabling you to fit more food or cash
Yo that's guys driving a lambo you know his pockets are on sumo
by ol king C November 17, 2014
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another way of saying an object is fat,obese,heavy,or thick.
Damn, your mama is sumo!
by Mrs.Thornton August 15, 2003
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This guy was spouting so much BS that I just yelled SUMO! He said "Wah?". I replied "Shut Up, Move On!".
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Sumo acts as a variable in the Slang English language system. At times sumo means Yes and at other times it means No. The word Sumo is created to minimize the potential awkwardness and confusion in the conversation, if you are not sure what to say, just say sumo and the other person will continue talking and then you will better know what he is trying to say. It mostly depends on how the reader wants to interpret it. It is also used to show emotions and to send a secret reconsideration.

In the following example.
Person 1: What makes you think that I lied to him? How can you even think that way? I cannot believe you...

Person 2: (He does not know what to say) Sumo dear sumo.

Person 1: I knew you didn't think that way. I am so hurt, help me. (Hugs)

The meaning of sumo depends on how the other person want to interpret it.
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