fuckballs

Someone or something that is so fucked up beyond all recognition that it is akin to trying to fuck ones balls.

Jeff: oh shit!! I just got pwned!! You are such a fuckballs Stuart!!

Stuart: Yeah bitch, take my pwning like a man, you fucking fuckballs cunt.

by greg83 February 25, 2008

suckables

An erotic term for fingers or toes

Oh my god Becky, did you see Johns suckables?

by suckableexpert44 December 20, 2017

suck balls

When something or someone is being so incredibly gay/retarded, the only thing you can compare it to that makes any logical sense is someone plopping a sick-ass nutsack into there mouth.

"KORN RULES MAN"-kid
"That kid must suck balls a lot"-anyone but that kid

by Babyface Doutrive July 27, 2006

SUCKALLISCIOUS

Suck worthy; someone or thing that's sooo tempting and good to suck on; a tasty food that is pleasurable to savor and suck on until completely consumed; a very desirable object, place or person so interesting you just God to suck it all in, out, up, down, to the balls, in the face and all around, enjoying every sacred bit of sensual purpose and deliciousness; recherché; choice; rare; remarkable; basically something you LOVE to SUCK on without reservation or limitation; thumb; phat cock; fine pussy; popsicle; lollipop; milk; game; sport; classic car; jewelry; awesomely good; undeniably satisfying, valuable, sexy, delightful; the most exciting; impossible to resist; deeply desirable; heavenly refined; treasure.

There is only one homo sapien on earth who is truly SUCKALLISCIOUS in my opine - Master Jeff Wielandt. I'd sell my soul to suck on his SUCKALLISCIOUS skinfoot Every Day and Night, Evening and Morning, Breakfast and Supper - I'd take it all down !

by DeepThrowWitDancer May 2, 2022

fuckballs

the act of being so stupid that your thoughts and words are no more useful than.. the pendulum like swinging of Testicles bouncing off the partners genital area during intercourse.

1. When out on a double date the following converstaion occoured taking place between two men in front of their dates.
(person a.)Gee bro, I can't believe you fucked that girl and let her spend all of your money.
(person b.)Shut up Fuckballs!

by shanesmokey October 18, 2005

Fuckballs

When either word fuck or balls can't define how bad a situation is.

Jeff"Hey Jim you wife has herpes."

Jim "but you're the only person we know that has herpes"

Jeff" fuckballs"

by Delo January 10, 2014

fuckballs

When you mess up a plan or get angry

"oh fuckballs harry not again"

by lobsterbating September 1, 2021