What Adderall starts to do after you get a little too into it. It subtracts weight, money, time, sleep, patience, body temperature, and attention span. It "subtracts it all."
Prescribing doctor: I'm going to prescribe you Adderall, to help you focus and give you more energy to complete your tasks.
Patient: Thanks, doc. Anything I need to know?
Doctor: Yes. If you abuse it, it'll take everything away from you that makes you human. It'll give your skin the cold, slick sheen of a lizard, and your mind the attention span of a grasshopper. You'll forget about your friends, food, showers, why you even asked for this in the first place.
You'll be tore up from the floor up. You'll need a check up from the neck up. You'll go from Adderall... to Subtractitall.
Patient: *already stuffing script in his pocket, walking out the door: Ah, gotcha. Later, doc!
Patient: Thanks, doc. Anything I need to know?
Doctor: Yes. If you abuse it, it'll take everything away from you that makes you human. It'll give your skin the cold, slick sheen of a lizard, and your mind the attention span of a grasshopper. You'll forget about your friends, food, showers, why you even asked for this in the first place.
You'll be tore up from the floor up. You'll need a check up from the neck up. You'll go from Adderall... to Subtractitall.
Patient: *already stuffing script in his pocket, walking out the door: Ah, gotcha. Later, doc!
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I've been thinking about subtracting an F with eddie for a long time, but I don't want to ruin our friendship.
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Do I subtractificate 36 from 10?
Do I subtractificate 36 from 10?
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A Subtractive-verb takes away the action (didn’t keep, didn’t run, didn’t follow directions, don’t step).
A Subtractive-verb takes away the action (didn’t keep, didn’t run, didn’t follow directions, don’t step).
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neighbor: Hey your yard looks great, but aren't those the same weeds that are in every abandoned back lot here in Detroit?
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.
me: yep. It's called subtraction gardening.
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