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SUBTRACT 

A sad, sad condition. Stands for Severe Unconcious Bipolar Tendencies Realized At Countless Times.
Guy 1-I don't have ADD, I have SUBTRACT. It's just as real as ADD.
Guy 2-Which means it's not real as well?
Guy 3-Correct.
SUBTRACT by Venhooker April 22, 2007
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subtract the "O" 

- Commonly used at social events to take action in escaping the aoe of a certain individual (more than often a snoody, stuck up cunt).

Explained: To subtract the "o" from snood would make the word snod (an adjective for smooth, sleek). So by leaving the "O", one's current position is relieved of the snood, and life goes on.
Guy 1: "I can't stand this, my bitchometer just went off.. I'm gonna have to subtract the "O"

Guy 2: "Feelings mutual brother, it's a shame she's practically shielding the jungle juice from the whole damn party..."

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B Man(snoods boyfriend) - "Whats up fellas, this is my girlfriend --"

Friend 1 - "Time to subtract" (leaves)
Friend 2 - "Minusing..." (leaves)
Friend 3 - "Don't like the looks of this equation, later bro!"

Net subtract 

Term for a person on a team or work environment who is so useless, the team would function better without them.
Did Jon get added to your team? That dude's a net subtract!
Net subtract by pokerguy95 December 14, 2009

life subtractor 

The name of a venomous snake scientists had in mind before they finally settled on Death Adder.
Scientist #1: Call be stupid, but Life Subtractor just seems too obvious a name for a venomous snake.
Scientist #2: How about… Death Adder?
Scientist #1: Brilliant!

Addition by subtraction 

When one person in the group leaves and the group as a whole becomes better
Kyle- "Finally Jimmy left"
Leo- "Jimmy was so ugly and drunk. Now all the ladies will come to us"
Steve- "Yeah, it's definitely addition by subtraction"

subtractor 

An individual that makes a situation horrible, someone who cannot possibly help out, a negative luckless person, a minus of life.

Someone who either directly or indirectly kills and maims people, a person that is a general menace of calamitous mishap.
"There's no way we're bringing a subtractor with us; tell Capt. Buzzkill he can stay home and destroy his own life."

"If there is some way we can get them to hire a subtractor, their campaign will be doomed."

History of this definition:
I wrote an article in response to news about doctors stabbing infants with vaccine needles and the infants would soon die. Included was a simple formula to explain the logic of this problem where I referred to the doctor as like a “subtractor” because they minus life either directly or indirectly, and intentionally or haplessly. I decided to define a “subtractor” further to include individuals that people don’t want around because they bring misfortune, screw up lives and are generally useless in a crisis.
subtractor by Gama Xul February 14, 2012

Subtracterall 

Adderall XR capsules that have been disassembled and reassembled to take some of the medicated beads out so the prescription holder can sell some of his pills whilst keeping his medication.
"Yeah bruh, I've been broke as fuck all through finals, so I've been hawking Subtracterall all around the dorm, keep that quiet Adrien Bro-ski!".
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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city chicken 

A food native to Pittsburgh/Western Pennsylvania in which cubes of pork and/or veal are put on a short, wooden skewer, breaded, then baked and/or fried.

I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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Is that cake?

Another way to say is this fake? Like the show real or cake
“Slayyyter just announced another album last night”
“No way, is that cake?”
“Yeah whoops this isn’t real”
Is that cake? by Sexyyred September 15, 2026
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