Bathroom Surgery

To preform acts of medical needs to ones self in a restroom/bathroom, becoming very popular with the current times.

Person 1: "how'd your foot surgery go?"
Person 2: "I didnt go, to save money I just cut my foot open"
Person 1: "ahh.. good old bathroom surgery"

"Lets take him to the hospital!"

"No, we can do it ourselves"
"hes got a bulllet wound to the face"
" WE CAN HANDLE IT OURSELVES"

by RedneckND October 17, 2009

Migen Strugen

migen strugen: a word you use when trying to describe a main stream person in the well known language fakey german.

Joe:''chris your so migen strugen''
Chris:'' hey the other guys are doing it so hell why not''
Joe: '' oh my god your acting so migen strugen''
Chris: sorry i dont speak fakey german''

by mr migen July 21, 2011

Strurge

1. A joining of stroke and splurge.

2. To masterbate.

3. To be given masterbation.

'Hey girl, put your hand dowm my trousers and strurge me'.

'I need to Strurge'.

by BuBkIsS April 6, 2010

Blunt Surgery

when your rolling a blunt and you rip/tear it and have to try to repair it any way you can without damaging it any further

kevin was rollin a fatty when a stem ripped through the blunt and he had to perform blunt surgery by using an extra piece of wrap to patch up the hole

by 858596790583473 July 24, 2010

they did surgery on a grape

a meme dating back to around november 2018. it refers to “they” (they being scientists, i think) using an automated surgery system to peel back the skin of a grape. also a good conversation ender.

jill: i’m so sick and tired of how you treat me, you never pay attention to me and never think of me! this is why i’m breaking up with you.

bubba: they did surgery on a grape

by yaranaika? February 16, 2019

I AM A SURGEON !!

bro might be a surgeon

dr Shawn : "I AM A SURGEON !!"

by QuandaleDinglefan May 11, 2023

Jim Sturgess

The new up-and coming actor that stars in the new film Across The Universe. He was born in 1981 in London, England and is a former member of the National Youth Music Theatre. He studied at the University of Salford's School of Media, Music, and Performance. Had done a few TV movies before he got his big break in Across The Universe, which he sang all live on the set of the film. He considered himself a musician before he really considered himself an actor and was in a band that consisted of seven members. He will soon be seen in the upcoming films "The Other Boleyn Girl" with Natalie Portman and Scarlett Johanssan. And in "21" with Kate Bosworth.

Jim Sturgess sang "Something" beautifully in Across the Universe.

by Delaney Montez December 9, 2007