Stumper

A woman so ugly that you would cut your arm off if she was sleeping on it so that you would not have to wake her up.

I pulled a right stumper last night... etc

by JonnieC November 23, 2003

pumper stumper

The act of two people taking simultaneous shits but not allowing their feces to drop. They must both touch their shits together.

An imminent rectal evacuation was necessary after a meal at Denny's. With only one toilet available, a jolly good time was had with a pumper stumper to contest priority to the shitter.

by Soupskin November 10, 2013

stumper sneakaround

A sexual position in which the male( or girl we don't kink shame) quickly changes from vagina to anus, so quickly that they don't realize it at first. Note: Can only be performed on girls

Bro, you have to try the Stumper Sneakaround on your girl, she would seem to be in to that.

by Idfk just exists July 18, 2018

butt stumper

Someone who enjoys plugging buttholes with their dwarf-like stumpy thumbs. Megan Fox is known to have butt stumper thumbs.

Get your thumb outta my ass you butt stumper

by Womperstomper October 4, 2016

Stumpers

Group of Midgets

Look at those stumpers, they are so short...i'd like to kick them.

by Gablenn 1029 October 30, 2010

Stumper.

Stumper: someone who deliberatley tries to force another peron into an awkward situation; involving that second person's lack there of/ not existent intelligence.

Morgan: "I see you are reading a book marlene"

Marlene: "No Morgan. That's a picture frame. Nice one"

Morgan: "was that really necassary? God, you little stumper."

by alliyah_nor-nor May 9, 2009

Stumpler

the stubby end of a penis looking material

veale has penis lips which smoked on a stumpler pipe

by Umdinger January 10, 2006