permanent staycation

1. unemployment.
2. retirement

Man 1: What's up? Ain't seen you around the plant much lately.
Man 2: And you won't either. I've undergone a lifestyle upgrade. My dial set to chill and froze in that position. I'm ridin' the stationary wave of a permanent staycation.
Man 2's wife (under her breath): Uh huh. Only wave that fool's likely to ride is when I wave his lazy, unemployed ass goodbye.

by Pbaddy October 13, 2009

studation

(n): the act of studying. (the mind is normally numb and tired and starved)

I've been reading for hours... I am tired of this studation!

by Arielle Brittani December 3, 2005

staycation

1. The equivalent of being unemployed for a week.
2. A chance to sit around and look at all the reasons you wanted to get away for a week in the first place.

Man, since I took that staycation, I really feel for all the guys who lost their jobs.

All I did on my staycation was chores

by miriam-websterrr July 9, 2009

Staycation

A vacation you take at home.

I decided to take my vacation time at home and just take a Staycation.

by CromwellsWorld July 1, 2009

Staycation Dick

A dick that falls in between boyfriend dick and vacation dick. You can ride it every night, you just have to pack the lube.

She told Michael he was bigger than boyfriend dick, but not quite vacation dick—she could ride him nightly if there was lube provided, a nice Staycation dick.

by LeighCalli August 6, 2020

staycation bar

The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.

That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!

by Paper monster March 29, 2021

Staycation

Staying at home during your vacation instead of traveling to a pleasure destination. This can be caused by high gas prices, or just a shortage of money.

We wanted to take the kids to Niagara Falls, but with gas over $4 a gallon, we instead opted for a staycation.

by Thehuckster August 19, 2008