Will: Dude, why is John screaming and writhing on the floor?
Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.
Renz: He just met Justin Beiber at Bed, Bath and Beyond. He's having a stargasm.
by Willyummm July 23, 2010
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guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
guy 1: piuqdhfgniquvhnpiuevhoiuvhouvhv
guy 2: what the fuck
guy 1: sorry i just had a smorgasm
by Click on this for free vbucks November 15, 2018
Get the Smorgasm mug.The excitement you get when walking into a store where every piece of merchandise is a piece of merchandise you would like to purchase.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
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The orgasm you reach while fornicating in a store.
by authOOr July 10, 2006
Get the storegasm mug.A plethora of delicious tasting food, that may cause an orgasm for your mouth like Thanksgiving dinner, or a very well-catered party.
Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Delicious in that it may cause your mouth to drool uncontrollably, ergo orgasm for your mouth.
Friend #1: DUDE! LOOK AT ALL THAT AMAZING FOOD! I'm salivating just LOOKING at it!
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
Friend #2: DUDE, I know, bro. I'm totally going to swan-dive into this Smorgasmborg, like NOW!
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Friend #1: Dude, this food sucks.
Friend #2: Totally. Sarah is going to ask how the food was at the party, and I'll have to fake a Smorgasmborg so I don't hurt her feelings.
by Norwegian Merovingian August 13, 2012
Get the Smorgasmborg mug.n. The ecstatic delight experienced when the taste and fragrance of particularly delicious food reaches the neural receptors in the brain resulting in a spiritual transportation to another place and time. Characterized, by an upward rolling and crossing of the eyes, a low, involuntary moan, and generally followed by an interjection such as "Oh God!".
by Pesto Peet May 24, 2013
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Get the Smorgasm mug.The intensely pleasurable feeling a doomsayer gets when saying "I told you so," often accompanied by a long rant pontificated with various enthusiastic gesticulations.
Doomsayer: Hahahahaha I told you the economy would crash!
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
Random Acquaintance: Woah, dude, don't have an I-told-you-sorgasm.
by Planeswalker_ March 31, 2009
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