Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops

I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls

by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004

stringing along

The act of dragging out a relationship with someone while having dishonest intentions. This can be applied to friendships or dating. The person stringing along the victim usually is getting something selfish or one-sided out of the situation such as sex, money or attention from others. This usually ends poorly for the person being strung along. The victim is sometimes aware of the situation but does not break the cycle due to them being a tool, insecure, spineless or gaining something less from the relationship such as not being completely alone even though they are being used. People performing this act are usually Chav's.

"You still dating Janet?" "Yeah I'm going to string her along until the sex runs out." or "I'm going to keep stringing along that married guy until he stops spending money on me or his wife finds out."

by El Gallo Rojo October 31, 2007

stringing the cheese

A euphemism for masturbation.

'Why weren't you at school today?'
'I was just at home, stringing the cheese.'

by nnnaot May 14, 2014

strawggling

a genius word invented by Cat that means your IQ took a severe downfall.

Me😇:LMAO look at that stupid straw
Catt:wow it's so stupid, it's strawggling to even spell "stop"

by Brynn's best friend February 9, 2022

struggling runt

London rhyming slang for cunt!

"aw mate your a struggling runt you!

by pheeeebz May 20, 2010

strugglin

when one is broke and is having a hard time getting paid.
cause of his background/skin color/education etc. etc.

G: yo how much u put in today son?
D: man u wont believe what im going thru.
G: whats up?
D: if i dont pay my bills by the end of the week they gone kick me out of my house.
G: ....
D: not only that but my girlfriend left me.
G: your strugglin, pick your shit up nigguh

by gr4ndhustle July 11, 2007

scrogglings

pieces or trace amounts of poop that cling to the toilet, even during flushing.

after i flushed the toilet i noticed there were some scrogglings in the bowl

by fats April 8, 2004