Strava Schlonging

Using the GPS workout tracking in your Strava app to create huge dick and ball workouts on the map

I could of just gone for a run, but no, I decided to go Strava Schlonging. I may have pulled a muscle.

by WASOC master September 2, 2021

Strava cash money in the bank

Walk with the homies opening whip

Whe are going to use Strava cash money in the bank

by FRIV December 18, 2022

Strava paranoia

The feeling a competitive person might experience while using the app Strava: uncomfortably haunting, being watched, followed and judged by other competitive Strava users (strava wankers) based on one's performance.

Might ultimately provoke performance burn-out and/or loss of enjoyment of recreational sportive activities due to a predominantly kudo-focused attitude.

Simong: Hey guys, you heard that Fred said he wouldn't enjoy cycling anymore and is private on Strava now?
Kongo: Yeah, the poor lad suffers from severe Strava paranoia and can only enjoy exercise with top performance levels on Strava.

by glrd May 16, 2020

Strava Dumped

Removing or blocking a follower of the opposite sex on Strava due to factors such as inappropriate texting, flirting or sexually suggestive behavior that is beyond the expectations of the exercise app.

He received a highly suggestive text from her through the app, resulting in her being Strava Dumped for being inappropriate.

by John boy Walton August 19, 2025

Strava-shaming

The act of mocking, resenting, or expressing disapproval toward someone who actively, often overenthusiastically, posts and brags about their sporting achievements on platforms like Strava.

Julian is Strava-shaming Sebastian for posting about his latest bike ride.

by ChainSnob September 19, 2025

Strava Farmer

A typical cycling Strava Wanker who is concerned over everything else the numbers they show in a ride. Their main focus is to show huge numbers and by doing this they farm miles behind different groups or riders within a single day, rarely achieving more than 20% of this mileage by solo riding or pulling on the front. They also commonly start/stop recording at any dip in speed to prevent the record of average speed dropping. Their main goal in life is to use the Strava app to prove they are a stronger riders than others. Common traits of a Strava Farmer also include, heavy narcissism, selfies, fear of real racing to avoid exposure and Time Trials.

"Don't be concerned with Reeves when he blasts off the front for a few metres, he's just Strava farming."

"Its strange how all these Strava Farmers join our group and won't stay for coffee after."

"Don't count on Delsy to help pull at all, he is just Strava Farming before he joins the other group."

by BLVCKKAT January 17, 2026