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mono lacto strangulation

The act of opening a carton of milk from the wrong side, there by making a general fucked up mess of the entire carton and pissing off all your roommates in the process, because now when they get up to sneak a drink from it in the middle of the night the torn papper is all ganky and torn.
You stupid asshole! That is the worst case of mono lacto strangulation that I have ever seen!
by yesjaydom February 12, 2007
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Emotional Strangulation

(noun)

The intense feeling of being overwhelmed, suffocated, or mentally “choked out” by someone else’s emotions, actions, or demands — to the point where you can’t think straight or breathe emotionally. It’s when another person’s pressure, manipulation, or emotional dumping wraps around your mind like a vice and leaves you frozen, drained, or powerless.

Used when:

Someone pushes their feelings, guilt, expectations, or drama onto you so hard that you feel mentally constricted — like your emotional airway just got cut off.
Examples:

“Bro, every time she starts guilt-tripping me, I get serious emotional strangulation.”

“It’s not the argument — it’s how he twists everything until I can’t even breathe emotionally, its like he is emotionally strangling me!”

“Parents who dump their stress onto their kids don’t realise the emotional strangulation they cause.”
by jrx007 December 4, 2025
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Strangulation of the cockatoo

The art of skinning one back whilst sitting on the lala
Where is Kodes
Doing the strangulation of the cockatoo more than likely in the toilet again
by Lollies with mayo December 24, 2024
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Strangulation Fetish

When a Valentin is horny and strangulates himself for the pure purpose of pleasure.

-"What ya doin'?"

Valentin: - "hanging 'round the wardrobe"
"He is dead, killed himself by the strangulation fetish"
by Peter Sack December 14, 2018
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