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Strangling Kojak

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Taking matters into your own hands
Holding your sausage hostage
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
I couldnt catch any chickenheads last night. So, I went home and strangled Kojak whilst the dog licked my balls
by Drilla Killa November 4, 2004
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spanglish

Used by Hispanic-Americans(ME) to speak to other Hispanic-Americans whom can understand both Spanish and English. When a person can't remember how to say a word in spanish, they say in English, and vice-versa
Yo estaba sentada en mi porch waiting for you.

Cuando fui a la casa I laid down and fell asleep.

My hermano is muy annoying.
by ColombianitaNJ February 22, 2007
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stranglicious

An adjective describing the appeal of a nasty, disgusting, drunk, dirty, stinky serial killer such as Cleveland's own Anthony Sowell. A total douchebag who allegedly raped, murdered, and mutilated more than a dozen women in a crime spree that continued for more than two years after his neighbors reported the odor of rotting corpses coming from his house to the police department.
Anthony Sowell (sipping on a St. Ides 40, speaking from a 2 inch crack in the door): "Hey there Mr. Detective, that nasty smell isn't coming from my apartment! It's coming from the sausage factory across the street!"

Mr. Detective: "Oh, thanks for the clarification Mr. Sowell. You are too stranglicious to be our unsub!"
by Drs. Heather and McNamara June 16, 2011
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Slanglish

What you come to urban dictionary to learn how to speak.
Yo 4 shizzle mah n3gro! w00t!

It's total ignorance up in here.(that means it's smart).Know i'm sayin'? O_o/'

dang mang ~\ meesa need a b33r h3r3

yo 40 up nigga

yo why you frontin mang?

yo kick it..don't bogue tha spliff bitch

oh you da hootie mang

me chinese me play joke me go pee pee in your coke

^___^


da fuck?
by 4 show March 9, 2005
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Stranglesville

When a person or pet has pushed every button possible to get you angry enough that you would like to strangle them.

But instead of committing the actual crime of strangling someone or thing to death, you just threaten them with a trip to stranglesville.
But due to certain conditions or situations a trip to stranglesville may actually include a certain amount of strangulation.
Dude 1: Yo homie, I think my girl might be going behind my back!

Dude 2: Damn bro! If that's true I'd be taking her on a trip to stranglesville!
by TV2112 March 22, 2019
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Spanglish

A mix of the two languages Spanish and English

Often used in the Latino community, or used by white kids trying too look cool and exotic.
Sometimes this will be the end result of a half-assed public school spanish education.

One small detail I noticed with Spanglish is that speakers use cognates a lot.
Look I can speak Spanglish,

Hola, mi amigo, do you want to go to the restaurante to get tacos and burritos?

I need to go pee mucho rapido.

I just finished Spanish 1, now im taking Spanish 2.Watch me pick up some Latina girls. "Hola, chicas you are looking very muy caliente."
by Folder456 May 7, 2019
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strangling

Lacking crucial information, time, money, or energy.
My baby mama asked for that child support, but I said, "I'll get it to you in a week, I'm strangling right now."
by Dizastaa November 26, 2014
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