straightdar

An absolute requirement when walking around San Francisco.

Opposite of gaydar

Straightdar detects no straightness in the area. User be wary of anus exposure.

by newyorkcitynewyorkstate January 9, 2007

Straightors

Straightors Used for Straight people who disgust Gay People.

David: Ew look! Straight couple making out! That is so not gay!
Alex: I know right, they are Straightors!

by gayboitheepic August 7, 2020

straightass

straight up + dead ass together

founded by five college kids in an apartment in atlanta georgia

Ariana Grande: “I really got a speeding ticket”
Harry Styles: “oh, straightass?”
Ariana Grande: “for real.”

by xoenhhh November 8, 2019

Straightbreaker

An individual of the same sex that you will go gay for; an exception to your straight preference.

"Who's your straightbreaker?"
"Oh, mine's Shawn Mendes!"

by T'sway December 22, 2019

Straightcasimistic

When someone is not being sarcastic. They are being straightforward.

I couldn’t tell if Jimmy was being sarcastic or straightcasimistic.

by JahMay🧆 November 10, 2020

straightwashed

A person whose true sexual orientation is anything other than heterosexual or asexual, and has assimilated to heterosexual cultural norms, mores and folkways. This person may also deal with issues of internalized homophobia.

Jeff is so straightwashed, he only goes to straight clubs even though he wants dick.

by DeeYo March 12, 2014

STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

Rap Bars so hard that white people be like damn nigga that's STRAIGHT BAR!!

TREVOR- turn down the music my Granny may walk in

GRANNY-DAMN NIGGA THAT'S STRAIGHT BARS NIGGA

by SLEEPYBOYS August 14, 2022