straightosphere

The collection of all people, places, ideas and objects that are not considered gay, and that a man can safely relate to.

I don't listen to Coldplay! I live in the Straightosphere.

by Keshari June 11, 2009

straighto

Offense/slang-word uttered to offend heterosexuals, usually while these are showing some degree homophobia.

Homophobe: "...cuz unlike you i don't go around sucking dicks"

Homosexual: "get lost straighto!"

by Hotel Clavijo October 24, 2009

Straight™️

a word used by gays to describe a very cringe heterosexual

person 1: have u seen the new hype house video?
person 2: no❤️ bc Tony lopez, noah beck, and bryce hall are straight™️ 🤢🤢🤢
person 1: oh shit. fuck those straggots

by gorillagripcooch666 August 4, 2020

Straightlord

Not a gaylord, but a straightlord. A man who may have certain stereotypically gay traits, but is not gay.

Look at that man with his girfriend. He looks so gay. What a straightlord.

by Hayes Benedict Thompson August 28, 2007

No straighto

The opposite of no homo

*talking to girl*
I wanna marry you and have babys with you, no straighto though.

by Soodanim December 23, 2014

straightophobic

when a homo hates a straight person

When a homo hates a straight person " Ugh ur so straightophobic" " Ugh i Hate straight people"

by jungkookswhore April 16, 2020

Straightboy69420

godly reddit user

the reddit user is better than JackSucksAtLife in everyway possible if it wasnt for Straightboy69420 jack would only have 1 sub and that would be his mother

Straightboy69420 should be the next king

JackSucksDick - Straightboy69420

by Straightboy69420Fanboy October 12, 2021