by Nero7x December 26, 2005
Get the strafe mug.The overused and exaggerated act of shredding on a Stratocaster, much in the vein of Jimi Hendrix and Stevie Ray Vaughn but far less tasteful. This act causes the player to appear at a much higher skill level than they actually are and may inevitably lead to a rendition of Little Wing, The Star Spangled Banner, Crossfire or Redhouse. This is not limited to only these songs and these artists; some other notable songs that are often victims of public staterbation include Yellow Ledbetter, Cliffs of Dover Pride and Joy, Superstitious and Under the Bridge. Straterbators inhabit bar bands and cover acts across the world; they are easy to spot but hard to get rid of.
Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:
1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience
Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.
Tell tale signs that someone maybe about to straterbate would be:
1. Suddenly appearing to smell something during a guitar solo (which should occur twice in every song)
2. Lighting up a cigarette moments before beginning a song
3. Laughing at an inaudible joke about the audience while looking directly at the audience
Self-gratification via Stratocaster causes an inflated sense of ego and leads to bar star syndrome. The best thing to do when being held captive by an over excited Strat-enthusiast is to just let them finish and by tomorrow no one will know who it was or even care.
"That dude with the red Strat just pulled out a black one and light up a cigarette... Looks like he is about do some straterbation"
"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"
"Can you blame him for wanting to straterbate? his band just played 3 Sheryl Crow tunes in a row!"
by Brishem March 18, 2010
Get the Straterbation mug.Related Words
Strafer
• starferno
• strafe
• Strayer Middle School
• Stravergate
• strager
• straker
• strawer
• stryfer
• Straberry
Tap strafing is an Apex Legends advanced movement technique performable in Apex Legends which allows you to make a 180-degree turn on a dime and completely change direction mid-air.
by FoxInnit March 25, 2022
Get the tap strafe mug.Strader is the last name of many people originated in Danville, Illinois. If you are so lucky to be given this last name it subjects you to many amazing opourtunities. Straders are extremely popular, intelligent, very good looking, and athletic people. They are also amazing cooks and get a lot of attention form the opposite sex. Basically Strader's are amazing at everything that they do, and tend to be thecenter of attention by accident. They tend to have large families and extended families with the same characteristics mentioned above.
I want to be a Strader!
by lalalalala456 May 12, 2009
Get the Strader mug.by natrium June 20, 2008
Get the strager mug.The act of a male ejaculating onto a female, then punching her in the nose, making her bleed. The blood will mix and make a light pink color, much like the color of a straberry shortcake.
by -=Sephiroth=- May 26, 2004
Get the Straberry Shortcake mug.Can't even make images! Use blackpawn's texture generator to hold your hand to make a picture.
0-20 in TF2
You got strager'd
0-20 in TF2
You got strager'd
by Immotal October 16, 2008
Get the strager mug.