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Scoreboarding

When someone keeps track of the number of times they do something before turning it around on you and use it against you.
Bob: I know you called the last 4 times before I called you back. Why are you always scoreboarding me? Mary: I'm not calling you again till you call me!
by dbenn37 February 18, 2015
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scoreboard complex

When someone plays a game and must aim to be at the top of the scoreboard.
Ian has such a scoreboard complex! He has to get a high score every time he plays Tetris.
by elementoflazy July 6, 2009
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SCOREBOARDED

Similar, but different, from scoreboard...

"SCOREBOARDED" denotes the essence of the bottom line, end result. Unlikes scoreboard, where the scoreboard is almost used as an excuse, scoreboarded has a meaning of accountibility, on all parts. The origin of this word comes from a combination of traditional "SCOREBOARD" shouts, but also, a touch of sportsmanship.

To be or have been "SCOREBOARDED" ultimately implies that a good competition was had, and that the user acknowledges this. One team was the victor, and the other was not, and that's that.

See also:
scoreboardedification
positive scoreboardedification
negative scoreboardedification

Futher information:
Caps optional, situational. Not using caps suggests a more passive, unemotional and mature manner of usage. All caps suggests the user is feeling a great deal of pride and enthusiasm in the victory, or perhaps loss if one is so inclined, yet still retains a quality of restraint because of the true definition of the word.
In the 2005 Alamo Bowl, the Michigan Wolverines were scoreboarded by the Nebraska Cornhuskers. It was a hard fought game, and both teams showed the potential to win. But when it was all said and done, one team had more points than the other, and a 32-28 victory went down in the history books.

That's right son, you got SCOREBOARDED! (frequently with a fist pound or other gesture of comradery)
by I am you December 29, 2005
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Shortboard

A skateboard with the wheels of a longboard. Big wheels on a small - shorter board.
"Dude don't you love my longboard?"
"No, I prefer my shortboard."
by PowderQueen April 5, 2009
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Third wheel starboard

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.
Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.
by Elise Ohlickmysack October 13, 2015
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Starboard Crusader

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead
by Acchi April 8, 2018
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Scoreboard

It is used in conversation when you believe (either truthfully or in your head) that you have won the argument or effectively made your point as a statement of completion and exuberence. Often spoken in a soft, high pitch tone to better commemorate its original usage in the Geico commercial with Billy King and the Caveman playing tennis.
"Dude, last night I completely laid the D on Kristen.
Scoreboard."
by comradeplatypus February 28, 2009
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