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Storm Trooper

Slang. A synonym for slut, skank, and whore. Used primarily in and around St. Louis, MO but originated in New Baden, IL. It is used primarily by members of the straight edge scene in St. Louis and its surrounding suburbs.
Man, that girl is such a storm trooper, she's slept with five guys in three days!
by Will Wheeler February 19, 2008
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Storm Trooper

Elite soldiers under the control of Darth Sidious in the Star Wars franchise. These Troopers acting in numbers, as it is commonly known by the internet that they have bad aim.
That Storm Trooper became a bartender. The only problem is that he can't take any shots.
A Storm Trooper pointed his gun at his head because he was unhappy with his life, but when he pulled the trigger, he shot the wall next to him instead.
by That_One_Generic_Guy March 30, 2016
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reverse-the most powerfull op trooper in starwars
by frrrrrrrrt January 29, 2022
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Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. Describes a person's (or group of persons) inability to hit the target with their guns, even at close range. Reference from the Star Wars movies, where the Storm Troopers tend to have trouble even grazing the rebels with their laser blasters when chasing them down.
These new recruits suffer from the worst case of Storm Trooper Syndrome I've ever seen!
by anonymous September 3, 2004
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Storm Trooper'd Out

All white paint job with black rims (preferably with a matte(flat) finish).
Bobby Diesel's new tahoe is straight storm trooper'd out with the flat white paint and flat black rims.
by Cdot February 4, 2009
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Storm Trooper Syndrome

n. (STS) A form of mental illness in which the afflicted finds storm troopers to be cool. Symptoms include dressing up like a storm trooper often (not just Halloween), branding one's clothing with the Star Wars Imperial logo, joining storm trooper fan clubs, and blowing all of one's money on Star Wars conventions. Subjects often think that their immature fantasies of being a storm trooper actually make them cool.

There are 4 stages of Storm Trooper Syndrome severity.
Stage 1: Commonly known as being "storm-curious". Lasts from 1 day to 4 weeks.
Stage 2: Early Onset STS. Lasts 1 month to 1 year.
Stage 3: College STS. (18-23 yrs old) Often thought to be beyond help at this stage.
Stage 4: Terminal STS. A progression of Stage 3 STS. Patient has either graduated/dropped out of college, now has a drug dependency and realizes they wasted their college years pretending to be a storm trooper. Often seen sleeping in cardboard boxes.

STS is a real condition. If you notice a loved one displaying any of these symptoms get them help immediately.
Did you see that guy at the bar last night dressed up as a storm trooper? At first I thought I forgot my Halloween costume, then I realized it was June and that he was suffering from Storm Trooper Syndrome.

Hey do you remember that tall guy from the party? Yeah the one with College Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wears that storm trooper coat he made everywhere he goes.

That homeless guy in the gutter over there, poor guy suffers from Stage 4 Storm Trooper Syndrome. Apparently he wasted his time in college, was banking on being the star of "Storm Troopers the Musical" play was never even written. Now he just tells stories about the Battle of Alderaan, and his escape from the Death Star.
by sting130 July 22, 2011
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Storm-trooper aim

Mentioned recently in a penguinz0 video about a police going nuts and shooting his own car, stormtrooper aim means having really bad aim, usually meaning with a gun, as seen commonly in Star wars movies
I was in an aim class, and this guy next to me had total storm-trooper aim, he failed ever single shot!
by DunceHub February 15, 2024
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