by justXanotherXnobody May 13, 2005

noun: a person who stops by every display in a grocery store or market (ex. sam's club, publix) and gets samples.
Me and Alina went to Publix Saturday and they had store d'oeuvres...... she was totally being a "store d'oeuvre whore", she stopped by every one and got something!
by Lynyrd the cracker July 10, 2010

Johnny went down to the Whore Store with a full wallet. He came back broke, and contacted several STD's
by The Devil's Boobies July 9, 2016

Son:"Dad, what's the difference between the country and a small town?"
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
Dad: "Well son, Two stores, two whores, and a post office."
by boo&brasen September 27, 2014
