Stony Brook University

Located in the middle of nowhere of Long Island, it is a fairly easy to get into public university known for terrific science departments, huge number of asians, indians and other international students, rape, depression and suicide.

There are a shitload of premeds. Expect 95% of anyone taking biology or chemistry to be attempting to get into medical/dental school. Science classes are ridiculously overcrowded as a result. Still, for it's price its a great buy.

Recommended for:
-Asiaphiles
-Students majoring in the hard sciences / engineering
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Student 1: So I'm taking Chemistry this semester. Lecture is totally packed with foreigners trying to get into med school!

Student 2: Ah - you must go to Stony Brook University.

by Anactualnonpremed March 16, 2009

SUNY Stony Brook

A college on the north shore of eastern long island made up of mostly asians and teachers who don't speak English very well. It is a good science school simply for the fact that it has extremely hard science classes and is notorius for its crazy night life at the full moon cafe.

Did you pass the orgo test?
Hell yeah good thing I payed Todds $400 to tutor me.
wooah thats so stonybrook!

by c-lush March 14, 2005

stony brooklyn

The dirty or ghetto part of Stony Brook University. Basically Greeley

Yo son I skeeted all over this girl from Stony Brooklyn.

by slip and bust a lip March 28, 2004

stony brooklyn

there is no such thing as stony brooklyn. it is figmented—a consortium of music entertainment that artists feign neatly.

when asked, ‘what is a stony brooklyn?’ reiterate softly to yourself: ‘who is stony brooklyn?’

by anonymous794 April 17, 2011

story book

A beginning, a middle, and an end...

A shot of black label, followed by tequila, chased with full-bodied beer (like an IPA)...

Start your night off right with the story book.

At 8:12pm on a Tuesday night, Tom called for a story book and the troops assembled in the kitchen. It's difficult to say if they were better off then when they started.

by mastamind93 October 8, 2013

story book land

Only a nerd can work here btw it is also very dangerous I almost died

Man story book land is for pussies

by Hitler slayer 6969 August 27, 2017

Story Book Finish

When you eat a girl out and lick the tip of your thumb and flick through her pussy flaps like a book, then repeat this until she finishes, after she nuts you grab both sides of her vagina and slam both sides together like you would after you finish an excellent book.

Person 1: “Yo dude! How did it go with that girl last night?”

Person 2: “Terrible! She slapped me for giving her the Story Book Finish.”

by MrJustTookAWholeBottleOfViagra October 13, 2024