stoneman

Any person of extreme lethargy

The guy was as lazy as Stoneman

by Anonymous March 20, 2003

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Stoneing

An action where one effectively 'kills' a joke by either adding too much onto it or through the over analyasis of it. Witnesses of the stoneing may then shout "stoned" at the 'stoner' to show just how un-funny they are.

The two types of 'Stoneing' are as follows...

1.
Person A: why did the chav cross the road? to start on the chicken for no reason

Person B: hahahahahahahahaahaha that so funny, to start on the chicken for no reason: like "oi! chicken what you looking at?! ima brapze you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up ima brapz you up. its funny cuz a chav would actually do that.

Person A: STONED

2.
Person A: He is such a dickhead!

Person B: Yeah, a pubeless dick!

Person C: Hahaha yeah, like, he also has no balls, and hasn't gone through puberty and it is really small and has hair on it

Person A & B: STONED!

by STONED! March 29, 2010

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stonehand

the act of plunging one's fist into another's anal cavity using absolute brute force. Generally, this is performed in a 'punching' manner.

Person 1: Dude, why is Jon walking funny?

Person 2: Jon got stonehanded by that large black man in the club. He loved it!

by johnnyboy4832 June 7, 2011

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Stonebanger

1. A person who uses or is under the influence of cannabis.

2. A term used to describe a schizophrenic individual experiencing a sporadic or erratic episode, especially when under the influence of cannabis.

"After smoking that potent strain, he was a total stonebanger for the rest of the evening."

"During the incident, he turned into a stonebanger, acting unpredictably and irrationally."

by TonyStone July 21, 2024

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