strongcock

verb.
to react in a champion-like manner, especially when the situation is dire and grim.

to overcome the odds.
to succeed in an unforseen way that inspires awe.

The quarterback seperated his shoulder on third down, but on fourth down he avoided a blitz and strongcocked his way into the endzone.

by G. Skrande and Eric Kim October 11, 2005

stuntcock

A Stunt Cock is a well endowed thespian who, at the time of the "snotshot" in a jazz flick, is brought in if the lead thespian is unable to perform..

"Okay Randy, it's been ten minutes since this flick was supposed to finish, time we brought in the stunt cock to finish up."

by Esteban Lorenzo August 19, 2003

Stopcock

What you want to do with a shemale to keep her penis in its zipper.

The shemale is going to fuck you with that if you don't put stopcock to good use.

by Solid Mantis September 6, 2018

stopcock

Device in Chemistry or other science classes to restrict or allow the flow of liquid in a lab. However in OLCHS it is now the funniest word at the time. It is used in anyway that fits. Mostly used around immature teens such as myself.

Hey watch your stopcock its getting that liquid everywhere.

by itsame May 25, 2004

stonemonkey

either an actual monkey made from stone, or a person who, while to stoned for speech, resorts to grunts to communicate.

Stoner: Dude, I've got the munchies. Want to go to T-Bell?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: So... ya wanna go?
Stonemonkey: Grunt.
Stoner: You can't move can you?
Stonemonkey: Grunt

by Mysteriouslydelirious April 3, 2009

Cock Stormcock

A term used in naming Ulfric Stormcloak's penis.,and is the cause of many female(or homosexual) Skyrimmers joining the Stormcocks-I mean,Stormcloaks.
I believe it originated in the Skyrim kink meme,brought up by anon.
(all examples are used courtesy of Skyrim kink meme)

'Ulfric's cock has its own surname-Cock Stormcock.'
'Make it quick;Ulfric's cock is very busy.'
'The Thalmor consider Ulfric’s cock an asset, but they haven’t been in touch with it in a while.'
'Ulfric's cock is so glorious that whenever he comes his cock shouts FUS RO DAH!'

by Anita Sidomn April 11, 2012

stopcock

Someone who inhibits another person's game, thus lowering his or her chances to beat it up. Synonym of cock block or baller block.

George: "Hey honey. I have a favor to ask you."
Sally: "Anything for you, dear."
George: "Yeeeeah...so...would you mind putting a good word in for me with your little sister? I saw her sitting by the pool the other day in her bikini, and DAAAAAMMMN was she lookin' fine! I'd give anything to tear that ass up!"
Sally: "George, I'm your wife!"
George: "OK, fine, I'll let you hold the camera. While you're at it, tell your friend Tammy to come over too. I'd love to get her lipstick on my dipstick."
Sally: "Well I never!"
George: "Oh come on, honey, stop being such a stopcock! Hey, where's my dinner?"

by Nick D October 11, 2005