stonch

a term used to describe a person who thinks they’re mad cool and acts hard

that chap charlie balance is mad stonch

by doylerrrr June 04, 2019

Stonch

someone who has aged before their time. A 30 year old that looks 42 due to drug or excessive alcohol use after high school.

I saw that guy from back in high school...living off of beer and cigs has turned that dude into a complete stonch.

by vm30 June 24, 2009

Stonch

Another word for "bash" or "fuck up"

Mate I'll fucking Stonch ya

by NO LIFE... June 30, 2017

Top Stonch

Dublin (Ireland) slang, equivelant to a British chav.

Yer man is well top stonch

by top stonch bloke May 18, 2010

Stonched

The feeling of overly stoned/high. (More than stoned). This was made by myself when I tried saying I was stoned but mixed it with chonged, (another word for being stoned/high) by accident. So stonched was a result of this.

Boy 1 “Yo man you good?”

Boy 2“Nah bro I cant lie I’m stonched”

by MC2Drippy February 15, 2020