stoinked

Getting so drunk you become stupid drunk.

Timmy drank so much he was beyond drunk. He reached the level known as stupid drunk. He was stoinked.

shit faced stupid drunk

by Cyprus Denton Fekks January 27, 2014

Storing A Charge

A term created by NorthernLion in episode 339 of his The Binding Of Isaac: Rebirth series. 'To hold in your poop because you're too embarrassed to poop in public.'

'Hey Ryan why'd you look so down?'
'I'm storing a charge right now, pretend I look happy'

by Cocolover96 March 1, 2015

joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

sharon stoning

The art of uncrossing/crossing your legs in front of a audience whilst wearing a skirt or kilt , as demonstrated by Sharon Stones character in the famous scene at the police station

Don't look, but that guy is really sharon stoning me right now

by BeardofSinclair May 25, 2016

Stovinkerator

A stove, oven, sink, and refrigerator all in one convenient device. First seen used by Lily in How I Met Your Mother.

Lily: It's not just a stove. It's a stovinkerator! A stove, oven, sink, and refrigerator all in one. Isn't that futuristic?

Ted: God I hope not.

by PGF♣ October 7, 2008

stoninvention

pronounced sto/nin/ven/tion
An invention/concoction of some kind that was thought of, developed, and assembled all while being under the influence of marijuana

Dude #1: yo...is that a bong made from a 5 gallon water jug?

Dude #2: yea man. thats a stoninvention that me and a few fellas came up with

by theOParmy May 30, 2010

Stonington High

1. A rather prison-like school located in the rich ghetto town of Stonington, CT.
2. A place where the grades are low and the kids are high. AKA Stoned-Again High.
3. My least favorite place to be.

Hey I'm from Stonington High. Wanna skip class and smoke a bowl?

by deucepickleweaselfurd May 3, 2005