stock

Verb. To use a stock image as your profile picture on social media. The image could be related to one of your interests, your job, etc., or just be a funny picture.

"Did you see that image Jared used to stock? Hilarious."

by comehomeamerica February 9, 2017

Stock

The area of a mans body, that is halfway between the stomach and the cock.

If you don’t shut the fuck up, I’m going to kick you in the stock

by Nicole Pixie October 14, 2019

Stockings

The only pants in the world you can't put on backwards!

i.e waist high ones.

Me: WHICH WAY DO THESE STOCKINGS GO??!...Oh wait... :DDD

by Juombie June 9, 2011

stocked

To be beaten up or threatened to be beaten up for something on your person.

I just got stocked. They stole my Nikes and my Starter cap... they said they'd smash me if I didn't hand them over.

by BenXX January 7, 2008

Stock

A girl or group of girls whom the male or group of males using the word finds attractive; A date-worthy female, or one you want to fuck.

Some stock just walked by, were going to go talk to them.

I want to get some stock this weekend.

We've been pulling stock so hard this week.

by Dr. DHatcher September 9, 2010

stock

perfection in a glass. Or any other kind of instrument to measure perfection

damn, I can never ever ever be as stock as that guy. He's super stock

by ediss May 19, 2004

stock

The epitomy of awesomeness. Can also be interpreted in any way you feel suit.

Jason: Dude let's go play FIFA at johns house after school!

David: Stock! Don't even have to ask dude.

by Joe Lethal June 24, 2009