Sure he goes to church every Sunday, but he be spitzering with a dwarf prostitute and a donkey with one leg every Saturday night.
by Shady Sartorius March 10, 2008
Get the Spitzering mug.An explosive shit that usually comes and goes really fast. You sit at the toilet and seconds later have a bowl filled of turd. Borrowed from the Nazi's "blitzkreig" or lightning war. At the end of shitzkreig you should expect to have a clogged toilet.
Gus: ben, are you okay? You look startled! What happened in there?!?
Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
Ben: it was aweful.... Full out shitzkreig! I-I- I never had a chance
(Begin sobbing and curling up into a silent ball)
by Ben the pooper May 12, 2009
Get the Shitzkreig mug.In German, the phrase for someone who sits and urinates; a "Sitzpinkler", is equivalent to wimp, wuss or pussy.
"Michael wouldn't come out drinking with us -- he has to take his wife to her pedicure."
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
"That's 'cause he's a Sitzpinlker"
by ponytrekker August 20, 2004
Get the Sitzpinkler mug.by Polanoid April 15, 2010
Get the Spitze mug.Austin: "That's a pretty snitzy jacket you have on."
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Austin: "Look, I can stand on my head."
Rachel: "Well aren't you snitzy"
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Austin: "Look, I can stand on my head."
Rachel: "Well aren't you snitzy"
by Sinitron July 4, 2012
Get the snitzy mug.An excellent cocktail consisting of
10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles
Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
10oz vodka
10oz apple schnapps
.5 - 1 pack of sour skittles
Mix schnapps and vodka and add skittles to taste, stir the shit out of it, freeze for best results (wont actually freeze)
Smells like apple juice, acts like vodka.
Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!
Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!
Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
Bro 1: Yo dude come to my room for some apple skitz tonight!
Bro 2: Hellz yeahh i got a pack of skittles for this shit!
Bro 1: Apple Skitz fuck yah, shit is dope
by tuxy October 17, 2010
Get the Apple Skitz mug.A word to describe someone who is extremely smart but who occasionally or frequently acts ditzy. Also used to describe the behavior of such person.
See that girl? You'd never guess by looking at her that she's super smart, because she acts totally ditzy. That girl is really smitzy.
My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.
I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.
My boyfriend is President of the Chess Club and was accepted to Harvard. But he's forever losing his phone, locking himself out of his car, and leaving his wallet at home. God, is he smitzy.
I went to a job interview and totally nailed it: passed every test and gave all the right answers. Everything was perfect ... until it was time to leave. Without thinking, instead of shaking my interviewer's hand, I gave him a kiss him on the cheek! That was one hell of a smitzy moment.
by yo-yo-ma-ma December 28, 2010
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