Sting Ring

When you have eaten too much spicy food, and later when defecating your anus feels like it has been lit on fire.

"Damn, that habanero salsa gave me Sting Ring"

by Trinkles January 18, 2012

stank ring

I now pronounce you brown eye n' eye.

On Valentine's Day he shifted from stank ring to (say it fast) all the peanuts in the world.

by Everybody here February 12, 2008

sting ring

Sting Ring as defined above is incredibly irritating and I suffered for years. The anal bacteria that cause it can be treated easily with Daktacort Cream which is available by prescription only (in the UK).

I think I must have worms cos I have terrible sting ring.

by Mike_N October 11, 2007

STING RING

I'm back—the original "Weave"—after a 24-month hiatus.
For all of you cerebrally challenged cretins out there, please refrain from posing as the "real deal" under my pseudonym. Y'all can go fuck yourselves!
Now, back to the word "Sting Ring."
Sting ring can be aptly defined as the itchy, stinging sensation experienced by your asshole after "dropping a deuce." This can be caused by a combination of salty perspiration and anal bacteria produced by the process of
defecation. The itching/burning sensation can become so intense that you have flirted with the idea of sticking a
spool of steel wool into your sphincter and act as if you're grating cheese to alleviate the indescribable itch, bitch!!

Man, oh man. I've got the worst case of sting ring right now. Can I use your wife's hairbrush while I retreat to the bathroom and grate a pound of Romano cheese?

by weavemeister September 24, 2005

ring sting

what u get the morning after eating spicy foods, especially indian or spicy mexican cuisine. It burned in your mouth, it burned in your stomach, and it burns your sphincter.

'aw man, i wish i hadn't had that vindaloo last night. I have an acute case of ring sting, and i've been sitting on this toilet for an hour'

by me old fruity September 25, 2005

ring sting

The after effects of ghandi's revenge or rusty water. When one's anal ring burns with intensity and is too sore to wipe clean.

John's ring sting was so bad he had to hose his rusty water off.

by dj_derek March 5, 2003

chilli ring sting

A soreness/redness/itching of the bum hole area- often associated with chaffing.

Primarily caused by consuming garlic tobasco in copious amounts.

Phil: "How's the chafe pat?"

Pat: "This is easily the worst case of chilli ring sting i've ever had"

by Dr Stewberry November 21, 2009