empty carrots-bag on a stick

Derisive term for a situation where a chronic moocher tries to temptingly persuade you to "just give him one very last loan" supposedly in order to enable him to accomplish whatever he needs to do in order to become able to finally pay you back all that he owes you --- and possibly a bit extra as a gratitude gesture --- in one lump sum. The idea is that he still does not even possess a real "carrot" --- i.e., any actual cold hard cash --- to offer you, but he is merely offering you the empty-talk promise of a "whole bag or carrots" --- i.e., a large one-time payment-amount that is far greater than any of the individual loans you have given him so far -- if you continue to bust your a** on his behalf. And of course, this assertion, too, is itself usually just another worthless promise, similar to all the other times when said handout-seeker has come bawling and blubbering to you for financial assistance in the past.

The local preacher tried to tell me that if I toil my butt off and live a life of strict propriety and chastity, **maybe** I will be given great rewards in Heaven. Sounds like a classic "empty carrots-bag on a stick" promise to me --- why should I suffer the agonies of an extra-hard and boring existence, especially when I am not even assured of any recognition or benefits for my efforts, anyway???

by QuacksO December 8, 2018

stank bagel

A butthole.

Man I was pounding this bitch yesterday and got all up in her stank bagel!

by lawlwa February 5, 2018

Stinky Bagpipe

When a man has anal sex and immediately receives oral sex. This gives the cock/balls combo the appearance of a stinky bagpipe.

Last night i let my girl taste the stinky bagpipe.

by Jed Kubisch August 18, 2009

The Stinkbag

Where the man tucks his shit between his legs, giving himself The Goat, and the woman gets on her knees, shoves her nose up his ass, and sucks on his balls.

"Dude, Steve is a fag. He let his girlfriend give him the stinkbag..."

by Assmust July 24, 2008

Stinkbag

The act of pushing the man's balls between his legs and bending over, allowing the other man or woman to suck on the man's balls while sticking their nose up their ass.

Ben is so fucking gay. I heard in jail he gave some guy a stinkbag, and his nose is stained brown...

by Asmus June 1, 2006

stinkbag

A womans vagina that smells so rotten it would knock a gorilla out

Man, have you smelled the stinkbag on Jake's mom? I had to go to the emergency room after taking a wiff of that thing!

by Mike March 10, 2005

stinkbag

can refer to an easy, loose, annoying, fat, or otherwise unclean girl.

q: Did you see the turd cutter on that hose hound?
a: Dont do it man she's a filthy stinkbag.

by coop a loop May 26, 2005