skimboarding

Skimboarding's kinda like trying to skateboard on a quarterpipe that’s coming right at you...A quarterpipe that, if you don’t get there in time, is gonna explode right in your face.

by mike October 6, 2003

skimboarding

What you tell the really hot out-of-town girls who ask what you're doing with a board on the beach (ignore the others who ask). More commonly called "skimming" by those involved in the sport...

"hey ;)... what's that called?"
"skimboarding...ya wanna learn?"

See also skimming

by SotaSkimmer April 6, 2005

Stibbard

One of the worst dancers known to man.
Commonly known to be heavily homophobic, racist, and aggressively addicted to chugging bong water.

Person 1: Holy shit shes beating the fuck out of that gay guy!
Person 2: Careful she must be a Stibbard, better get her some bong water.

by Imposter294108720387 February 10, 2022

Third wheel starboard

When two people are going down on one pussy and another tongue tries to join in but is rebuffed with a splash.

Casey tried to join in but when he couldn't find room for his mouth, he realized he was being brutally third wheel starboarded.

by Elise Ohlickmysack October 13, 2015

Starboard Crusader

The Best Team Fortress 2 Hat Of All

Person 1 ) Dude do you have the starboard crusader?
Person 2 ) Nah Mah, I have An UNUSUAL STARBOARD CRUSADER
Person 1 ) *dead

by Acchi April 8, 2018

Starboard

In the sport of crew (rowing) the side in a sweep racing shell on the left from the rowers perspective (or the right side from the perspective of the coxswain). Starboard oars generally are distinguished by a a green marking somewhere on them. Most of the time bow is starboard while port is stroke.

Starboard and bow bitch go hand In hand.

by Rower111 May 24, 2009

starboard both of em'

a term referring to both a starboard and port transducer pole which was created by a very stoopid riverboat captain named roger

hey showncy ya'll go on and fix the starboard both of em' and make sure you tape his ankles

by wickywicky pimmmmp October 24, 2008