stick in the mud

When you tuck your cock back under and poop on it.

I had to pull a Stick in the Mud before I was ready to give her the Cleveland Steamer.

by Chad L. R September 25, 2007

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

Stick In the Mud

Is a nickname for gay sex

John and Obama were doing the stick in the mud routine, when i opened the door.

by JoeJoe860 October 4, 2008

stick in the mud

when somebody takes a dump on their hand,gets a boner and jacks off using the shit as lubricant

"i got a stick in the mud from stephanie booth"

by bryan newell June 20, 2004

stick in the mud

When a guy poops on a female's crotch, and then penetrates through to the vagina to have sex.

"I gave her the ol' stick in the mud"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

stick-in-the-mud-itis

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006