stick in the mud

When you tuck your cock back under and poop on it.

I had to pull a Stick in the Mud before I was ready to give her the Cleveland Steamer.

by Chad L. R September 25, 2007

stick in the mud

Giving someone anal sex.

I was stirring the tuna casserole when I popped-out and accidentally gave her a stick in the mud.

by RNPS May 27, 2008

stick in the mud

when somebody takes a dump on their hand,gets a boner and jacks off using the shit as lubricant

"i got a stick in the mud from stephanie booth"

by bryan newell June 20, 2004

Stick in the mud

Huy is the epitome of this.

some one who does not watch football.

by megs January 23, 2005

stick in the mud

When a guy poops on a female's crotch, and then penetrates through to the vagina to have sex.

"I gave her the ol' stick in the mud"

by M-HO March 10, 2005

stick-in-the-mud-itis

Typical of college students in long-distance relationships, it is the tendency to want to stay in on weekends with one's significant other rather than going out and enjoying time with friends.

Guy 1: Hey, you want to come out with us tonight? We're going to do crazy college things!
Guy 2: No, I have a lot of work to do...
Guy 1: Bull, that's just an excuse to chat with Suzy. Since when did you come down with stick-in-the-mud-itis?

by djdoogen1984 February 19, 2009

treat them like dirt and they stick like mud

the idea that the worse you treat a girl, the more attached she'll become to you.

Johnny: I've been acting like kind of a dick to Melissa. I think I'm gonna start being a little nicer to her.

Mark: I don't know if that's a good idea, bro. Treat them like dirt and they stick like mud.

by TonyTheAnt December 17, 2006