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Martha Stewart Syndrome 

When a person becomes so set in their ways that they cannot tolerate a partner moving in with them.
This would upset all the fine decorating choices in one's home.
-There's no way he's moving in with me at this point, I've got my no more closet space and my cat won't like his dog.

-Sounds like a serious case of Martha Stewart Syndrome.

rod stewart syndrome 

Having an upset stomach.
Term coined after a celebrity had to have their stomach pumped after consuming too much semen.
Male #1: What happened dude? You didn't make it last night.
Male #2: My "Rod Stewart Syndrome" was flaring up again.

Kristen Stewart Syndrome 

Similar to Nicholas Cage Syndrome but the female version.
"Having the same facial expression no matter what emotion you are experiencing"
Girl: I think you have Nicholas Cage Syndrome
Girl 2: What's that?
Girl: You don't show any physical emotion
Boy: I think you mean Kristen Stewart Syndrome since she's a girl.

stewart smiley 

Grabbing the breasts of an unconscious woman and smiling for a photo.
She was passed out drunk so we game her a Stewart Smiley.
stewart smiley by Shield puncher November 18, 2017

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~` 

```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`
```Doctor Sparta `~` Seven Seas <ContrabandUvilada> Eurythmics, Annie Lennox, Dave Stewart - Sweet Dreams (Are Made Of This) (Official Video)`~`

Martha Stewart that shit 

When you try to stay in Jail in Monopoly to make money and win the game