stetson

A type of hat.

Steers and queers?

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 2, 2004

Stetson

Like a butt dial, but instead of placing a call, the act of sitting on your phone causes you to change your relationship status on Facebook.

Oh shit dawg! The chick I'm nailing thinks we exclusive now. We're a couple on Facebook, but I never clicked nothin! I must have pulled a Stetson when I climbed in my 91 Acura.

by Def my real name January 31, 2023

Stetson

A twinky gay furry who started a cult in catholic school, he is also a big whore who has 51 children and counting. He also likes his men . . . BEEFY AND RUSSIAN.

Damn it Stetson stop being a fucking twink

by vonyasatwunk February 4, 2020

stetson

Old man stink see also: Foagie Funk

Why does that elevator smell like stetson, fucking geezers.

by WOTWIDTCI April 14, 2003

Stetson

an old guy that is a total faggot and is sexually disoriented.
has a mangina, and is allergic to males, and is an all around pervert. ie, keeps a file of information about everyone he meets.

what a fucking stetson

by HotShitzszsz October 25, 2010

Stetson

The epitome of douchery. He'll blow his teacher for 5... Extra credit points on the test. If his mouth isn't already wrapped around his teachers cock by the 2nd day you must assess on a case by case basis. Everyone hates him except his teacher who has a whip and his dick in his ass.

What a fuckin Stetson. He's suckin up to his teacher so hard.

by The Trap Lord Jaker May 11, 2014

Stetson

A women who is looking for a discription about a woman named Stetson.

1:So which one is Stetson?
2:The one in the blue.
1:Oh with the beard?
2:No you twit that fricken gorgeous lady over there! That is Stetson!

by Supdude_itsyagorl November 16, 2019