STEROIDS

Synthetic forms of testosterone, anabolic/androgenic in nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly via the oral, injectable, or transdermal routes in combination with a well-planned and executed diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym work, and regular sleep patterns, will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of musculature seldom witnessed outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.
Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden hypertrophy of my girlfriend's trapezius muscle, I'm willing to wager my wife's collection of rare porcelain dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.
by Neralich the ANTI-HERO August 20, 2009
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steroid

drugs that give you muscles the size of Texas.
mark McGuire uses alot of steroids.
by moe smith March 28, 2004
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steroids

A performance enhancing drug that causes large amounts of muscle growth very quickly, when used right.

A common myth is that people's balls will shrink when they use them, but the truth is that those people already had small testicles to begin with, thus their reason for taking steroids.
Guy 1: "Steroids made my balks shrink"

Guy 2: "What balls?"
by Godo Fall January 12, 2010
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Steroidically

With steroid like strength
That kid is so steroidically strong that be punched that kid and he died.
by Robert The Rapscallion July 13, 2009
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steroid

1. natural chemicals that occur in the body (also can be manufactured) and help build up muscle tissue.
2. jimmy juice
3. what rats use to fight each other (really, look it up)
Steroids are supposed to make your balls shrink
by PlayDohMan May 11, 2004
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steroids

a muscle enhancing nut shrinker
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ALL THE YANKEES
by allen oh April 05, 2005
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steroids

Has everything a pro athlete needs.
by bigtones January 14, 2005
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