An author who deserves an award, probably because of the fact that she has brainwashed the most teenage girls in the smallest amount of time.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
Readers of her books a.k.a. the Twilight series our often arrogant to how annoying it is to talk about the book. Most boyfriends don't want to hear about how Edward is so great and sexy, etc.
(Phone Conversation)
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
Me: So how was Valentine's Day?
Her: Good, but if would have been better if you were Edward...
Me: wtf?
Her:babbles on for hours not realizing how annoying it is
(3 hours later...)
Cop: So chief, what was the cause of death?
Police Chief: Suicide, the victim apparently wasn't a fan of the Stephanie Meyer
Cop: How do you figure that?
Police Chief: He wrote "Twilight Sucks" on his death note
Cop: Wow... that's the fifth one this week
by TwilightisAnnoying February 20, 2009
Get the Stephanie Meyer mug.A very outgoing yet reserved person. Is an amazing friend who always seems to know what to say. Has a huge heart. Very childlike, but can mature in an instant if the need arises. Very pretty and doesn't accept compliments well. Although she may look sweet, which she is, she also has an aggressive side which can be extremely terrifying. But, your damn lucky if you become friends with her. Also a huge dork.
Guy 1:"wow, what an awesome girl! Her name must be Stephania!"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"
Guy 2:"Of course! Who else can be that awesome?"
by disfoo' November 24, 2010
Get the Stephania mug.To perform oral pleasure on a female for a minimum time period of one hour. Jenkins, lead singer of Third Eye Blind, discloses his penchant for performing cunnilingus, in his lyrics for the hit, "Blinded."
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
"Vapor round your body glistens in the shower
And I want to stay right here and go down on you for an hour "
Q: Did you Stephan Jenkins her?
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
A: Hell yea, I jenkinsed her all night. It was like the Pacific Ocean
by Dickie Guy August 16, 2010
Get the Stephan Jenkins mug.An absolutely gorgeous person. A great friend. Confident. Extraordinary. Tends to make ridiculous comments. Likes to repeat the obvious and re-explain what people say...loves to laugh. Gives off so muchh confidence. Has insane swagger. A dancer...yes a dancer. AMAZING.
by sbucksswagger November 17, 2009
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Get the stephanie meyer mug.She is very gorgeous. She will dance and shake it off. People are jealous of her because of her looks. If you meet a Stephanie Bennett you will be very lucky. She is very fit and only a few people knows this, but she has abs. She is not afraid to show off her booty. Keep her by your side as she will become rich. She will get karma to get you as she is karma. Stephanie Bennett is someone you won’t forget and you will love.
by SmellYourSocks February 9, 2020
Get the stephanie bennett mug.The QUEEN, the true goddess her name says it all she is crowned, beautiful, honest, funny, loyal,very lovable but not good at showing it, beautiful inside and outside, she is fire, no one compares to her she really is one of a kind, Stephanie are quiet but once you get to know her she is loud and fun to be around, she hurts but will never show, don’t get her mad she will definitely show it, a wild free spirit child. Loves nature, adventure, animals, gets dirty including in bed, that’s when you feel the real fire, has a unique taste of expensive stuff, but lazy to work for it, the giver with no hesitation, drops everything to be there for you,love a Stephanie because there is no other like her, she’s a once in a lifetime, brutally honest but worth it, her love for you only grows stronger but once you fail her it’s over with. Don’t tell her what to do, she will only tell you what’s best for you from the bottom of her heart. Oh Steph you just can’t be without her.
Stephanie walking in a place, people staring…girls hating or admiring, boys falling in love and admiring.
You hear that? Oh yes! That’s just Stephanie laughing her ass off.
You hear that? Oh yes! That’s just Stephanie laughing her ass off.
by TheoneSteph November 24, 2021
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