Steiner

A character called Adelbert Steiner from the videogame Final Fantasy IX. He is Captain of the Knights of Pluto and goes around shouting a lot. Nevertheless or perhaps by consequence he has a small cult following consisting of those who believe him to be God.

There are many other Steiners. Bear in mind that all of them are named after the almighty and omnipotent Adelbert Steiner. These include some wrestlers and some philosopher guy.

I am Adelbert Steiner and I will not work with you conniving thieves!

We have succeeded by the good will of the great Lord Steiner!

by Adelbert Steiner March 20, 2008

Steiner

A type of lifestyle that is a cross between a naturalist hippy and a hipster. This alternative lifestyle trend has started the slow demise of the human race.

“Hey, look at that Steiner making out with that cow!”

by SteinerEnthusiasts March 7, 2018

Steiner

Someone that sells illegal shit online.

Mark: hey bro do you want to buy some accounts I hacked?
Mike: Bro leave me alone ur such a Steiner.

by Big dick nigg@ 69 February 2, 2021

Steiner

A tiny, overexcited being that will ruin the most perfect of days.

"My day was perfect until I encountered a Steiner."

"Oh fuck, a steiner. RUN!"

by Sharudith November 13, 2007

steinered

To be extremely tired; to have no energy left

I got very little sleep last night and now i'm so steinered!

by Triple Naitch September 15, 2003

steiner

A piece of fecal matter that feels and/or looks like Scott Steiner's arm exiting the asshole bicep first while clenching a solid fist at the end. Also known as a Big Poppa Dump.

I try not to take immodium for fear of the massive steiner I will have to deal with days later.

by roejoebuck December 3, 2014

Steiner

A main structural pillar used to hold something up.

If you remove that Steiner the whole building will collapse.

by Nordic Stevo October 20, 2021