Albanian Steering Wheel

A circle of Dutch Rudders (the holding of a man's/boy's wrist as they grip their shaft, and performing the motion of masturbating). A minimum of 8 is required to create a mathmatically correct circular shape. Not to be mistaken for a Circle Jerk, an entirely different act that involves no wrist holding. Avoiding eye contact with anyone else in the Wheel ensures that what you are doing is not in any way homosexual, as there is nothing gay about holding someone's wrist is there?

Brian, Gareth, Soloman, Damian, Terry, Ross, Eggbert and Zachary were bored of pairing together for a Dutch Rudder, so they decided to come together, literally, forming an Albanian Steering Wheel.

by Gloria Specker April 22, 2010

Steering the porcelain bus

Drunk and spewing while holding the rim of the toilet to stop falling in.

Hary's pissed, he's off steering the porcelain bus.

by Richard Kopf November 29, 2007

Steering Wheel Statement

An example of ridiculous Corporate-Speak. It is a positioning statement used by whoever is in charge to guide the participants of a project towards the desired aim or business goal.

It is a classic example of using three words when one will suffice !

"What's our steering wheel statement for this project/mission/job <delete as appropriate>?"

by Pierre Themeat January 11, 2017

kennedy steering

Poor steering system that allows the vehicle to turn only in one direction (typically to the left) whilst in reverse. Effectively moving only "back and to the left". Commonly found in cheap remote control cars used as office toys.

Dude, have you seen the latest Firebox catalogue, it's got a kick ass remote control knight rider car, but it only has kennedy steering.

by Mark Moynihan November 8, 2007

steering wheel holder

no driving, automatic transmission driving dumbass,fog lite useing,parking lot speeding ass

they couldn't drive a board up his ass, let alone a real truck, there just steering wheel holders

by mike01trkr February 22, 2012

steering wheel

The act of putting your penis inside a woman's anus then gathering all her limbs together and spinning her like a steering wheel

I bent over Becca last night and gave her the "steering wheel" so good

by Black popcorn December 19, 2016

steering lock

(n.) A bar that goes across the steerin wheel of a car, preventing the wheel from being turned unless the lock is unlocked.

Why are steering locks only used by people with cars not worth taking?

by Kung-fu Jesus July 27, 2004