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Football Seamster/Seamstress

A Fuckstick (person, not penis or dildo)
by James Cagney February 10, 2004
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seamstress

A super-busty gal whose ample gazongas are so impossibly perky-firm and stick out so ridiculously far (think Rebecca Wild) that they're obviously just implants; one has only to lift her boobs slightly and check underneath to see the obviously-visible stitch-scar-grooves from the plastic surgery. :P
Anytime a chesty gal braggingly shows off her humongous boobs to me, I always check to see if her "fun bags" are truly "real 'n' natural" or not before I compliment her too highly --- there are so many seamstresses out there!
by QuacksO September 20, 2017
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Seamstress

Noun. One who only does over the pants mouth or hand stuff. When the seam of the pants rubs the clit or penis until completion.
Gerald was too nervous on the first date to make a real move. He was a total seamstress. He rubbed my seam until I came in my pants.
by Poooooooopoe December 11, 2021
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destitute seamstress

a female hilly-billy
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights
by Crazy Uncle Dimma September 21, 2014
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destitute seamstress

a semi-offensive term for a female hilly-billy
even if Rosa Parks was indeed destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving, quite a lot in terms of human rights
by Crazy Uncle Dimma December 17, 2014
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destitute seamstress

a offensive term for an unsophisticated farm/country female
Although Rosa Parks was indeed financially destitute and a seamstress by trade, she certainly wasn't a destitute seamstress, achieving quite a lot in terms of human rights
by Crazy Uncle Dimma March 11, 2015
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Digital Seamstress

A Digital Seamstress is a specialist who stitches separate digital elements into a unified whole by blending, repairing, and shaping 3D models. They take individual scans, meshes, or components and skillfully merge them into a cohesive, accurate, and visually consistent final asset.
"Once all the site scans were captured, our Digital Seamstress stitched the individual 3D models into a single, seamless digital twin."
by Kiwiboiii November 23, 2025
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