Friend: Dude, I installed Steam 3 days ago and I've gotten laid 25 times already.
Me: Yeah, I've had it for 7 years and got laid 843 times, and that was 9 hours after I got it.
Friend: Sweet.
Me: Yeah, I've had it for 7 years and got laid 843 times, and that was 9 hours after I got it.
Friend: Sweet.
by sinnamon64 December 30, 2020
Get the Steammug. Online gaming store/client/DRM service created by Valve corporation. Games can be bought on Steam, and there are often game sales and bonus pack deals for promotions (Bioshock sold for $10.00 on Boxing Day). There is also a social networking aspect a la Facebook, where you can make friends, join gaming groups, etc.
There are a growing number of games which are using Steam for DRM purposes. These games are, once installed, tied directly to Steam and not your computer. The pro to this is that you can play said game on ANY computer with Steam installed using your account. Games also update themselves automatically. The con is that is that Steam has to be running for the game to play, althought offline mode exists.
The other definitons are outdated and don't represent the improvements Steam has made over the years.
There are a growing number of games which are using Steam for DRM purposes. These games are, once installed, tied directly to Steam and not your computer. The pro to this is that you can play said game on ANY computer with Steam installed using your account. Games also update themselves automatically. The con is that is that Steam has to be running for the game to play, althought offline mode exists.
The other definitons are outdated and don't represent the improvements Steam has made over the years.
Steam is a great gaming service and the least obnoxious forms of DRM. Yes it is still rather slow but the pros truly outweight the cons. Secu-ROM can burn in hell.
by failspy February 18, 2009
Get the Steammug. Moderate intoxication through alcohol consumption. Typically characterised by a noticable reduction in common sense and decision making capacity. One step above pissed on the scale of drunkenness and one below battered.
by jayseebee July 14, 2004
Get the steamingmug. "Pull the truck up front and roll up the next blunt. So we can steam on the way to the telly, go fill my belly, a t-bone steak, cheese, eggs, and Welch's grape." - Notorious
by Son of Jewels February 28, 2009
Get the steammug. by boon July 26, 2003
Get the steamingmug. 1. A synonym for mad, angry, or pissed . Based on the idea of one being so angry, steam pours from his ears.
2. A word used to trivialize someone's anger.
2. A word used to trivialize someone's anger.
EX1:
I get steamed whenever Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in one of his stupid movies.
EX2:
Byron: I can't believe you keyed my car; now I have to pay to get that fixed!
Jack: Awww, U steamed?
I get steamed whenever Tim Burton casts Johnny Depp and Helena Bonham Carter in one of his stupid movies.
EX2:
Byron: I can't believe you keyed my car; now I have to pay to get that fixed!
Jack: Awww, U steamed?
by Jf Brn Rssll September 16, 2012
Get the Steamedmug. Steam is actually a man named Steve who lives far away in the mountains in a little cabin. He controls the steam program but he's fucking retarded thus why steam crashes so damn often. Every now and then , his but buddy, Val( Valve) comes and gives him new programs, but he's so stupid he can't really operate new programs without crashing. So he passes out all the time trying to get these programs to work. Thats why steam is a piece of shit program.
by Paddy O'Mally May 17, 2008
Get the Steammug.