StealthyPoo

Stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the poop doesn't make a sound nor does water splash at your ass.

"Wakes up in the middle of the night"

You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"

by Jinaholic September 13, 2011

stealthfuck

When you dress up as a ninja and karate kick that pussy

I sneaked into this hoes house and stealthfucked her

by Niggie May 18, 2019

stealthgasm

Stealthing so thoroughly that nobody sees you and you knock out or kill every person or thing that could have potentially spotted you.

While playing Splinter Cell, I one hundred percented the game and knocked out every single guard. It was a stealthgasm.

by D.J. Spoo April 30, 2006

Stealthcap

Any form of headgear purposely used to hide your untamed hair. Either because you are too lazy/tired/in a rush to comb it.

Tim:"Dude, hurry we are going to be late!"

Alex:"Fine, I'll just put on my Stealthcap. No one will know."

by yuna359 April 16, 2011

Stealthfie

A selfie that you have to take very sneakily, so that nobody sees you taking it.

Joann was at dinner with her family, so to respond to her Snapchats, she took a few stealthfies under the table

by Fox II April 20, 2015

Stealthfart

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.

- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012

stealthmail

when you covertly send someone a voice mail using your voice mail system.

my girl just sent me a stealthmail and dumped me.

by chaddy1228 June 25, 2007