StealthyPoo

Stealthy poo is where you put toilet paper down on the water so that the poop doesn't make a sound nor does water splash at your ass.

"Wakes up in the middle of the night"

You:Damn I need to shit !
You:If I take a shit now its going to get my butt wet and might wake someone up
You:I'll take a "StealthyPoo" !
"Takes a Stealthypoo with a clean non-wet butt and without making a sound"

by Jinaholic September 13, 2011

Stealthfap

The act of fapping, while stealthy.

Aslo known as the Ninja-Fap.

Thomas, you need to stealthfap.

by Ex1ne October 30, 2013

stealthgasm

Stealthing so thoroughly that nobody sees you and you knock out or kill every person or thing that could have potentially spotted you.

While playing Splinter Cell, I one hundred percented the game and knocked out every single guard. It was a stealthgasm.

by D.J. Spoo April 30, 2006

stealthmail

when you covertly send someone a voice mail using your voice mail system.

my girl just sent me a stealthmail and dumped me.

by chaddy1228 June 25, 2007

Stealthfart

A silent and odourless gassy emision coming out from where the sun doesn´t shine, often producing a temperature increase in your underwear. Specilly useful to heat pants and trousers in cold, overcrowded and confined environments.

- Man, is so freaking cold here I can see my breath!
- Yeah, thank god i stealthfarted, at least my butt and weenie are warm now.

by Fartacus, the ancient god October 24, 2012

stealthage

the art of running thruogh a crowded town jiggling your hands made even more classic if you do it at people.

fuck me gilly just did some serious stealthage on that bentley

by robisaponyboy March 7, 2008

StealthCare

When you do a solid for your friends, community or an individual and you keep it quiet.
No post no pics no clout

StealthCare cannot be used in a sentence.
We do not talk about StealthCare.
Shhh 🤫

by SteelyDad October 21, 2020