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Stealthbag

The act of teabagging in a stealthy manner.
There are a variety of stealthbags, including the flying stealthbag and the reverse stealthbag.
"Lucy was just sitting there when Josh came out of nowhere and stealthbagged her with his huge sack"
by SenorLanky June 21, 2008
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stealthsturbate

verb- 1. The act of discreetly masturbating, due to heightened risk of being found out. The usual context is in where one can no longer contain their sexual urges, and feel they must relieve said urges in a less than ideal place.
Last night, I stayed at a friends house, and had to stealthsturbate under a blanket to keep from going crazy.
by flar-dar-lartz February 9, 2014
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stealthstobate

1.
To stealthfully masturbate in public, or at a friends house in their own bed.

2.
To secretly masturebate with other people arond.
"Ha ha alex, I cought you stealstobating."

"I had an urge, so I decided to stealthstobate."
by Shaka995 April 26, 2010
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stealthmode

1.The act of becoming invisible, to be in stealth; camouflaged

2.When you turn off your car's lights, put her into neutral, and turn off the car making zero noise going down any given road. You are now in stealthmode.

*note* should not be done on the highway or busy streets
*second note* your steering wheel and or brakes might die....

3. A cool fazer
Hey, where is Matt? His is in stealthmode.
by Matt O January 24, 2005
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Stealthbooking

1. A person who writes comments on their FB page or on other people's pages only to have them delete these posts minutes after writing them-leaving the other person to appear as if they are having a conversation with themselves.

2.Also used for someone who is known to delete comments, untag pictures they do not like of themselves. The fear of people finding out the unsavoury comment or picture has the stealthbooker sweating bullets. The stealtbooker appears to be convinced that someone may see this fb post you wrote.
Dude, you gotta stop stealthbooking shit off my page. You are making me look like I am more crazy than I am.

Bobba, why do you keep stealhbooking my posts about you barfing outside the bar last night. Everyone saw you do it, why not capture the moment forever. Heatwave wont find out about your drunken nightmare behaviour.
by Tunahead Heatwave September 17, 2010
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Stealthbooking

To post/lurk on facebook without being on facebook chat, making it seem as if your offline.
Did you seen Jim online before? Pretty sure he was stealthbooking...
by dragon2169DCZXv February 5, 2010
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Stealthdoze

The act of dozing off while trying to appear awake, especially when one is supposed to be awake.
"The new guy tends to stealthdoze his way through boring meetings."
by Bigmonkeychild March 17, 2015
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