jonny stead

The bruised outside ring of an anus after intense anal intercourse or other such regional trauma. also a footballer

I couldn't sit down for a week my jonny stead was playing up

by shaun ey February 17, 2010

Stead (vt)

1)To spend an entire day at work doing absolutely bugger all other than circulating funny emails

2)To have the capacity to sleep with ones eyes open, thereby giving the illusion of diligent effort, having been up all night playing pokerand imbibing cheap merlot.

1)I think I'll Stead today

2) I'm having a steady sort of day today. Got any nurofen?

by Guess who November 28, 2003

Stead-Pollard Rating

This is a system for rating both men and women. Simply rate the individual on each of the following points (each worth 1 point) , then add all the points and you have a fool-proof rating out of 10!

1. Face

2. Smile

3. Tits

4. Arse

5. Legs

6. Personality

7. Intelligent

8. Slutiness Scale (Too slutty < 1, If to frigid < 1)

9. Drinking Ability (If d takes to many drink to get drunk < 1, if gets drunk to easily < 1)

10. An Overall Physical Attractiveness (including tan, fashion, etc)

Guy 1: "I dont know if i should go for this chick?"

Guy 2: "Have you rated her using the Stead-Pollard Rating?"

Guy 1: "OH! Of course! I will do that right now!"

Face = 1

Smile = 0.5

Tits = 1

Arse = 0

Legs = 0.5

Personality = 1

Intelligent = 0.5

Slutiness Scale = 1

Drinking Ability = 0.5

An Overall Physical Attractiveness = 0.5

Total = 6.5

Guy 1: "thats good enough for me!"

by Anonymous Co. October 25, 2011

Rhys stead

A word used to describe a gorgeous lad who is hench

Oh my god girl look at that rhys stead over there

by Lukewatsonlikes69 September 1, 2021

Tristan stead

a ninja with a lot of money

"wow did u see that guy"
"he must be a Tristan stead "

by bikkie21 October 25, 2023

stand her in good stead

to be useful to someone(her/him) in the future

she is a very pretty lady. When I saw her licking ice cream, i knew it would stand her in good stead. Because after I would have hired her, i would download facebook and let her suckerberg me. Due to the fact, if she weren't willing to do it, I would zuckerberg her

by flobil November 15, 2023

Callum Stead

A very gorgeous man who’s gonna marry a princess with his amazing charms. He proper nice and has a 10 inch cock

Callum stead is bangable

by Callum Stead November 22, 2021