Jason Statham

An English actor. He is in Snatch, Fast and Furious and other movies.

Jason Statham is an actor

by Bees Wasps March 31, 2021

Jason Statham

British Actor but not your faggy tea sipping Brit. He's one of the baddest motherfuckers in the world. In fact, he's considered by many to be Chuck Norris successor for the "manliest man in the world" title.

One of the few dudes it's okay for straight men to have a crush on.

if you punch Jason Statham in the face, you will break your hand and dislocate your shoulder.

by BadassDude May 26, 2009

jason statham

an ultimate badass. unstoppable in every instance. one who can kick your ass with his eyes closed. one who fears nothing and pwns everything. its simple enough, if you fight jason statham you lose. show me an army and you will show me a thousand victims of a jason statham ass-kicking. CHUCK NORRIS PRAYS TO JASON STATHAM BEFORE GOING TO BED.

i pray to the father, the son, the holy spirit, and the father's father, jason statham. please watch over me.

the people who say this prayer never die...

by mr. bradley February 14, 2011

pulling a kieron statham

When you do something very retarded or disabled for no reason

im going to be pulling a kieron statham

by Moistboi129 April 29, 2019

dylan statham and william hadaddin

Dyl and Will are the best people ever. They have a YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl” together. They are very genuine and their content is amazing.

Go subscribe to Dylan Statham and William Hadaddin’s YouTube channel “Dyl & Wyl”

by languehadaddin November 27, 2020

Full Statham

1) When something that is already badass reaches a level of excessive, over the top action.

2) One step beyond intense, ultra-hardcore.

1) She went Full Statham the last round of the game.
2) That movie went Full Statham.

by freelancerfive March 25, 2015

Daniel statham

A sexy man with a huge brown wiener who will make you cum uncontrollably

Daniel statham made me cum so hard I couldn’t breath

by Daniel statham May 1, 2018