Starbucks Spelling

A technique of spelling in which one takes great steps in butchering the most simple of names.

John becomes Jonh
Ian becomes Eien

What the hell is that gibberish on the side of your cappuccino?
Oh, I think that was a sad attempt at my name. You can never tell with Starbucks Spelling...

by ERINNNN!! September 13, 2009

Starbucks single

Pathetic looking (gay or straight) male/female corporate yuppies, aged twenty or thirty something who go to Starbuck’s on a Saturday morning, order a vanilla flavored latte and sit down right next to a window with their laptops/notebooks, pretending to have heaps of work to be immediately done and emails to be answered, while all they’re doing is leering and waiting for someone to pass by and engage in a chit-chat in hope of a long term relationship.

Rob's a hopeless starbucks single.

Let's get a coffe to go and check out the starbucks singles.

My boyfriend used to be a starbucks single but he quit going there when we started going out.

by procrastinator2007 February 19, 2007

Starbucks Stutter

The phenomenon that affects folks (usually those who were born prior to 1950) at Starbucks, when they suddenly freeze and have no idea what to say or do when the barista asks them for their order when trying to buy a plain old cup of coffee.

Usually followed by groans and exchanged glances among the snotty cardigan-wearing yuppies and corporate scumbags in three-piece suits waiting in line behind them.

Can also be associated with the shock of paying more than $0.50 for a cup of coffee.

Customer 1: "Dude! Did you see that geezer get the Starbucks Stutter when he couldn't even order his joe?"

Customer 2: "Yeah! That was some serious java stage fright!"

by interregnum September 15, 2009

Starbucks Slurper

A very basic female, typically of European or North American residence, who is really only concerned with fluffy animals (e.g. puppies, kittens, etc.) and how many dumb emoticons they can fit into their next text message. Their only salient concern outside of the initial two interests mentioned would be Starbucks. Witnesses report these strange creatures proposing to, hugging, and kissing Starbucks baristas as a thanks for a coffee (something that can be made quickly at home).

A Starbucks slurper will also most likely date you no matter how physically unattractive you are or grotesque your personality is as long as you own some type of fluffy animal as a pet.

They have absolutely zero tolerance for people who eat meat as well.

Normal Girl: Did you hear about the shooting downtown?

Starbacks Slurper: Who cares about all the dead people!? Two dogs died, they were so cute! *obnoxiously sips on pumpkin spice latte*

Normal Girl: You are the worst Starbucks Slurper I've ever met.

Starbucks Slurper: I'm a vegan, so that means I'm 30 IQ points smarter-er than you. I don't care what you think! Hmph!

by Liam the Clever September 25, 2017

starbucks stir

When a Dominatrix takes a Starbucks coffee stirring straw and stick it into the tip of an erect penis and begins to stir the penis with the occasional flick to the tip of the exposed straw.

Dude I was at this girls house last night she asked if I've been Starbucks Stirred. When I said no she stuck a Starbucks straw in my dick and began to stir it.

by CJGoing October 16, 2019

Starbucks sipping mothafucka

cocksucking business criminal asshole

"Shut the fuck up you starbucks sipping mothafucka!"

by Rapmasta Badass Mothafuckas April 4, 2009

starbucks slut

Someone who frequents Starbucks so often, they know drink specials and even have memorized prices and special orders. They might forget a close friend's birthday, but they know when PSL comes out. (And if you know what PSL means).

"Holy Crap, here come Brittany! Make sure her double half-caff frappucino with extra whip, and caramel sauce is ready"
"I see her! God, she is SUCH a STARBUCKS SLUT"

by Stereotypical White Person October 16, 2013