pat your stats

IN BRIEF: An act of bragging or being selfishly concerned about your own accomplishments. Stats is also short for statistics.

Don't pat your stats. It's not all about yourself. But the real world obviously shows different.

by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant January 31, 2010

stats

In gay chatrooms, a man looking for RT (real time) sex will IM an individual in whom they are interested and write: 'stats'. This means that they wish to know the age, height, weight, body type, hair color, eye color, penis size, and desired position (top, bottom, or vers) of the man whom they are soliciting for sex.

Napervilletop: you lookin?
Fillmyhole: yeah, stats?
Napervilletop: 22, 6'1, 170, athletic and smooth, br/bl, 8" cut, top. you interested?
Fillmyhole: you lookin to host or travel?

by CapnCrouton May 12, 2004

Life starts now

The thirt album by Three days grace
Coming out on 22nd September 2009

Cant wait for 3DG new album life starts now

by flibbleflobbleflibbleyea September 11, 2009

stapes

Tradition farm word for a duck that is in heat.

"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"

"God, did you see that pair of Stapes? They've been going at it all day!"

by farmerduck September 1, 2009

Tap it for stats

some hoe that you would root just for the sake of getting a root. ie pretty average but rootable.

Q. What do you think of that broad bro?
A. Yeah i'd tap it for stats

by unwritten law March 19, 2004

hole stats

When a guy refers to the number of women he has slept with.

Angela asked Mike about his hole stats.

by MPTAZ December 6, 2016

the staps whine

Complaining about any fucking thing possible, whether your right or wrong in the situation. Usually occurs when one is bored and wants to complain just for the fuck of it.

Everytime i hear the staps whine i wanna rip my ears off.

by hueuby January 30, 2017