stapes

Manchester Slang for chewed chewing gum.

"Uh, Mark, you've a big wad of stapes stuck to your shoe, mate!"

by iamstapes September 1, 2009

Stapes

A large wart usually found on the left buttock. Makes it painful to sit. Caused by excessive lettuce consumption.

"Ow, my left buttock is really painful," Said Vanessa.
"It's your own fault." Said Niamh.
"What is?"
"I've bet you've got a Stapes."
"A WHAT?" Asked Vanessa, astounded.
"A large wart caused by excessive lettuce consumption. It's your own fault for eating like a rabbit."

by lettucce September 1, 2009

stapes

A rare type of orange

"I love nectarines," Said Katie.
"Oh God, no," Said Anne in disagreement. "Stapes oranges are definitely my favourite.

by ilovefruit September 1, 2009

stapes

Leprechaun slang - extremely insulting leprechaun curse.

"YOU ARE A STAPES!"
"I'M GOING TO STEAL YOUR CROCK OF GOLD, ASSHOLE!"

*Scene from "The Life of A Leprechaun" by Patrick Barry

by leprtam September 1, 2009

stapes

The sibling of a Venus Flytrap. Likes to eat staples.

"That flower just ate my homework!"
"That's because it's a stapes."

by flowerpoewer September 1, 2009

Stapes

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

Cork (Ireland) slang for a very bad football player.

"Kyle is the worst Stapes I've ever seen in my life."

by footballdudes September 1, 2009

Stapes

Shortcut for staples.

"Hey, Andrew, can you pass me that box of stapes, please?"
"Sure thing, Ken."

by iamablob September 1, 2009