Standing Stupid

When you go to a fast food restaurant and stare at the menu for an extra long time without knowing what to order

Me and Kennidy went to Which-wich and were caught standing stupid trying to figure out what and how to order.

by standing stupid September 2, 2018

Standing Yams

Refers to aggressive standing dunks in the game of basketball.

Did you see Shaq's standing yams?

by Call me Dmon September 6, 2016

My Coochie Be Stankin'

The state of being shit-faced drunk.

coined by Johnny Tacoma

"I had one too many vodka tonics at happy hour, now 'My Coochie be Stankin'"

by Poonstankqua January 10, 2009

hamstring stretch standing

Actually a type of stretch that is accomplished by bending at the waist and grabbing the backs of your calf muscles.

Also a slang term for getting fucked in the ass, or taking in the ass.

1. The next stretch is the hamstring stretch standing.

2. Man they really got me today. What are you talking about. Well they hammered me on the sales numbers today. Yeah it was kind of like standing there doing the hamstring stretch standing, and then just taking it up the butt. Yeah man I know how you feel.

by pantyteamaster May 10, 2009

Standing here

I realise, you were just like me trying to make history.

But who's to judge the right from wrong?
When our guard is down I think we'll both agree.
That violence breeds violence,
but in the end it has to be this way.

I've carved my own path. You followed your wrath, but maybe we're both the same.

The world has turned.
So many have burned,
BUT NOBODY IS TO BLAME

Yet staring across this barren wasted land I feel new life will be born, beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDD

Beneath the blood stained SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Hey, you ever listen to the "Standing here" song?

by Nanomachines, son September 6, 2022

standing here I realise

the new ora ora sound when punching an immovable object fast originated from an MGR meme

anyone getting punched
memers: STANDING HERE I REALISE

by Natsumi Shwarz best girl March 21, 2022

standing pike

The contortionist position that men assume so as to attempt to piss in the toilet with a hard-on in the middle of the night. The position, bent 90 degrees at the waist with legs and trunk straight, is also sometimes used in yoga.

"Despite my 3 a.m. standing pike I still pissed all over the back of the toilet."

"Well don't expect me to clean it up."

by hodags1966 July 22, 2018