spanktank

The reserve of sexual images or thoughts used for masturbation. Similar to a gas tank, but imaginary and naughty.

"Did you see that girl's tits?"
"Oh yeah! That's some definite fuel for the spanktank."

by Stumanji September 1, 2010

Starwank

The act of pleasing oneself while focusing intently on the night sky.

Greg stepped out for a night walk, but was so taken by the splendour of the stars, that he engaged in a session of self pleasure and quiet reflection - a starwank.

by Galaxyhand April 27, 2017

Stank wank

The act of masturbating while taking a dump.

Dude, I tried so hard to get my old lady to give me a blumpkin. She wouldn't go for it so I had to settle for a stank wank.

by Chykaty chyna December 3, 2016

stankalank

something that is really smelly, not the regular bad smell. most people when smelling something stankalank proceed to run out of the room or area.

Dude! That bathroom was so stankalank I ran out of the building. I'm scarred for life.

by CantStayOuttaTrouble August 19, 2009

Stinkwalk

A stinkwalk is what you do when you come out of the bathroom after taking a dump only to realize the smell is still lingering on you. You walk briskly to remove the odor sometimes fanning your shirt in and out to expedite the process. Usually used when with a closed crowd.

Hey man make sure you do a stinkwalk when your done in there, that chick your talking to is hot.

by Cheese1983 September 7, 2012

ShtankGanked

When his EX wont stop comin around, and she finds out about your FAVORITE perfume.. and she starts spreading it on THICK, and you stop wearing it.. and then you cant stand to even smell it anymore.. it belongs to her now.. you just got “ShtankGanked”

Daaaaamn girl, is she wearin your favorite perfume now too?

Yo ass got ShtankGanked and you aint done shiiit.

...shit up! 😤

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

spankbank

memories,thoughts or fantasy's you have about you having sex with someone or watching them have sex with someone else.
Most commonly used when trying to get yourself off.

Is my wife in your spankbank when your trying to get yourself off?

by Joe_Mac July 20, 2008