A golfer gravely afflicted by the "s" word of golf--the shanks (i.e., hitting the ball off the hosel of the club, resulting in shots that go pretty much dead right with relatively little distance).
by Stewisawesome February 1, 2009
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Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.
Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.
Most often seen in ghetto situations and/or on public transit vehicles like buses and subway cars.
Often found in the company of women who dress like guys because they think it's cool.
by Stormcastle June 21, 2011
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by ezell714 February 2, 2009
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Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.
Shankopotomus defines a golfer with a propensity for this error. Someone who is a large shanker. Double extra huge shanker. A shanker extraordinaire. Frank.
Go in the woods to find your ball- shankopotomus.
by islandchief October 24, 2009
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by Prunar October 16, 2009
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by Twinkies May 7, 2009
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Mimi: "OMG I feel like such a stankapotamus today...I ate so much at The Bean Barn's bean buffet..."
CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"
CiCi: "Oh girl, I feel ya, I'm on the rag and totally feel like a stankapotamus!"
by Crandom Lugosi May 22, 2012
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