butt stink

When you scratch your butthole and crack area and sniff your hand to find a rotten poopy odor on your fingers.

"Why are you smelling your fingers?"

"Oh just seeing how bad this butt stink smells"

by docbeetle April 10, 2016

spank my butt and call me Nancy

to punctuate desperation in order to change a circumstance

Attending a tedious cocktail party from which Billy D finds himself pinned in a conversation from which there is no relief. Standing there, minute after minute, taking it all in and wanting nothing more that to be home in bed; he feels his stomach turn and tighten, cold and sweat outline him, he wants out; his Gucci suit minimizes. His scalp itches and hots up suffocating under the conversation and the people. Suddenly, a well-groomed accountant next to him barks out, "Current data from my data extrapolated to further the outcomes on the Harrington Report confirms a speculation that the market trend should ..." At that point, Billy D. has his Dickens’ moment; his steamed brain snaps. A growling hum exits his thorax inexplicably. The accountant eyes him -- a dik dik to an approaching lion. Billy D. holds the accountant’s eyes way too long in primeval contact. He raises his eyebrows up and down as the masturbator in Dostoyevsky’s famous novel . He wanted the floor; he wanted to express something real; now he had the floor and total control; they were fixated. Then he let go the phrase that would end his tenure at the conversation hell-school of life and liberate him from their hold now and forever. He gave it up, loud and proud in rainbow fashion, "Well, spank my butt and call me Nancy." And that was it. It was all over. Their grip on him came crashing down. What he was in others' eyes now permitted him to leave the group without question or guilt forever it would be different.

by Royal Wulff October 11, 2013

butt-skank

A girl whose lack of worth is not outweighed by the fact that she is willing to offer her rectum for hard anal penetration.

Jenna's the kind of buttskank who staggers home from frat parties dripping cum out the asshole.

by katey December 12, 2004

himalayan butt skank

a person that makes bad choices which directly result in a feeling of anger and questioning.

Dude 2-"Our country has gone through a lot of change."

Dude 1- "What do you mean?"

Dude 2-"Well, for starters, our president is a himalayan butt skank! The only thing he has changed is my blood pressure."

by t/a July 14, 2010

butt-skank

butt-skank is an insult,
it means disgusting, filthy, ass.

omg that guy is a buttskank

by evil September 17, 2004

rally round my butt stink

suggestion for those/he/she who has wronged one!! encouragement for these same individuals to find 'great glory' from the smell of my shit, or farts!!

they turned you down for the job! -yeah, well they can rally round my butt stink!!

those 'music makers' can rally round my butt stink!!

those not liking my concepts can rally round my butt stink!!

by michael foolsley January 30, 2010

Cock-Munching-Butt-Skank

A word created by my best friend to describe my ex after he dumped me in front of my entire school because i wouldn't have sex with him for his birthday.

Its okay, ____ is just a cock-munching-butt-skank. Hes going to get STDs soon anyway.

by Little.Miss.Bitch420 April 23, 2010